Stuyvesant High School Undergoing Conversion to Data Center

Stuyvesant is reportedly being replaced by a data center, a project whose plans were leaked by the Department of Evil’s (DOE) and are now in action. The conversion affects both Stuyvesant and the adjacent Tribeca neighborhood. During the process, the school's swim gym was decommissioned, and pool water, including chlorine, was mixed into concrete to form stable foundations for server rooms. The data center is also utilizing computers from Stuyvesant for RAM.

The conversion involves significant physical changes to the location, including the modification of the school's library and arts classes. All stuy.edu emails are reportedly being converted to chat.gpt emails with usage limits. The project is noted as being supported by budget cuts implemented by the administration of the City of New York.